docs: Update FAQ that we have no current plans to support on-prem

src/content/docs/faq.mdx

@@ -141,9 +141,9 @@ or priorities via GitHub issues or [Discord](https://discord.gg/shorebird).
 
 ### Can I self-host Shorebird?
 
-Not currently. We intend to offer [cloud-prem and on-prem
-hosting](https://github.com/shorebirdtech/shorebird/issues/485) as an option on
-enterprise plans. Please contact us if such is required for your adoption.
+No. Shorebird has no current plans to offer on-prem, self-host or cloud-prem
+offerings. We would be happy to discuss with you any and all ways in which we
+can improve our centrally hosted solution to best match your needs.
 
 ### Can I use Shorebird with my team?
 

src/content/docs/status.mdx

@@ -3,46 +3,16 @@ title: Status
 description: Status of the Shorebird project.
 ---
 
-Shorebird is available on Android and iOS, with ~1000 apps using Shorebird on
-the App Store and Play Store.
+There are no known major issues with Shorebird on iOS or Android.
 
-## Link Percentage (iOS)
+Issues affecting some customers:
 
-As part of [complying with the the App Store
-guidelines](/faq#does-shorebird-comply-with-app-store-guidelines), Shorebird uses
-an interpreter on iOS to run any changed Dart code in your patch. This
-interpreter runs Dart about 100x slower than running on the CPU. To make patches
-run fast, Shorebird has modified the Dart compiler and runtime to make it
-possible to _only_ run changed code on the interpreter and run any unchanged
-code on the CPU. This determination is done at a per-function level.
+- `--obfuscate` does not work with iOS builds on Shorebird.
+  https://github.com/shorebirdtech/shorebird/issues/1619
+- Would like to share groups of apps with my company: https://github.com/shorebirdtech/shorebird/issues/739 (For now, can help you do this via our support email see https://docs.shorebird.dev/teams/).
 
-The program that decides which code runs on the CPU vs the interpreter is called
-the "linker" and we call this percentage the "link percentage".
+A full list of reported issues and feature requests is available on GitHub:
+https://github.com/shorebirdtech/shorebird/
 
-Most of the time this system works very well, and Shorebird is able to run 90%+
-of your Dart code on the CPU. However there are still a few types of changes
-which can confuse the "linker" into running more code on the interpreter than
-necessary.
-
-Known linker issues include:
-
-- [iOS possible low link percentage](https://github.com/shorebirdtech/shorebird/issues/1892)
-
-If your app has reported an unexpectedly low link percentage, please let us
-know, we'd love to help. You can report an issue here:
-https://github.com/shorebirdtech/shorebird/issues
-Or reach us via Discord: https://discord.gg/shorebird.
-
-:::note
-Link percentage is not itself a great measure of performance. We've seen apps
-link only 30% and run smoothly, and other apps link 99.5% and struggle to run
-at 30fps. What matters is that the hot code paths in your app end up on the
-CPU. Most of the time, all the hot code paths in your app are the ones deep
-inside Flutter's framework (which very few apps ever change), and those end up
-on the CPU. However if your app does a lot of intensive computation in Dart,
-you may notice a slowdown in your app if you change those functions in a patch.
-
-Regardless, if you ever see slowdowns when patching your app, please
-let us know. There are many ways we can continue to improve Shorebird's
-update system to run patches without any performance impact.
-:::
+You can see our project boards with scheduled work on GitHub:
+https://github.com/orgs/shorebirdtech/projects/