Merge pull request #36 from Orfeous/master

50 more 🐐 wisdom

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@@ -215,6 +215,56 @@ <h2>and become a goat farmer</h2>
         <li>Goats never require a raise.</li>
         <li>No need to worry about spreading your goats over availability zones and keeping quorum between them. Except maybe if you have a wolf problem.</li>
         <li>Goats are not vulnerable to data leakage. They just take leaks whenever they feel like it.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't require firmware updates; they just need fresh grass.</li>
+        <li>No need for a goat incident post-mortem; they just leave a trail.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need cybersecurity; they'll butt out intruders themselves.</li>
+        <li>You don't need a goat on-call rotation; they're always ready to bleat.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need password resets; they recognize you by your scent.</li>
+        <li>There's no goat API; they communicate through headbutts.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need cloud storage; they graze freely under the open sky.</li>
+        <li>No need for a goat change management process; they adapt to the pasture.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need network diagnostics; they find their flock by instinct.</li>
+        <li>There's no goat version control; they're timeless creatures.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need GPS tracking; they know their way home by heart.</li>
+        <li>You don't need to deploy hotfixes to goats; they solve their own problems.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need software licenses; they're born with unlimited access.</li>
+        <li>No need for goat hardware upgrades; they're perfectly engineered.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need a help desk; they solve disputes with a stare.</li>
+        <li>You don't need to worry about goat data migration; they roam where they please.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need a bug bounty program; they're the original debuggers.</li>
+        <li>No need for goat performance reviews; they measure success in munches.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need spam filters; they know what's worth chewing.</li>
+        <li>You don't need a goat disaster recovery plan; they thrive in chaos.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't require system backups; they're masters of survival.</li>
+        <li>No need for goat latency optimization; they respond at their own pace.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need an IT budget; they're self-sustaining assets.</li>
+        <li>You don't need a goat error log; they learn from every stumble.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need software updates; they evolve with the seasons.</li>
+        <li>No need for goat project management tools; they follow their herd's lead.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need to be on Slack; they communicate through bleats and baas.</li>
+        <li>You don't need to worry about goat server downtime; they graze 24/7.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need data encryption; their secrets are safe in the meadow.</li>
+        <li>No need for goat quality assurance; they weed out the weak themselves.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need backup generators; they generate their own energy.</li>
+        <li>You don't need a goat inventory system; they count themselves.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need a VPN; their pasture is their sanctuary.</li>
+        <li>No need for goat capacity planning; they multiply when the time is right.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need network segmentation; they share freely with their flock.</li>
+        <li>You don't need goat software licenses; they're open-source creatures.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need data deduplication; they enjoy every blade of grass.</li>
+        <li>No need for goat cybersecurity training; they're natural guardians.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need load balancing; they distribute their weight evenly.</li>
+        <li>You don't need a goat service level agreement; they're always there when you need them.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need a disaster recovery site; they find new pastures.</li>
+        <li>No need for goat biometric authentication; they know each other by sight.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need a knowledge base; they learn from their elders.</li>
+        <li>You don't need to worry about goat vendor lock-in; they're free spirits.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need digital rights management; they respect each other's space.</li>
+        <li>No need for goat data retention policies; they remember their roots.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need firewall protection; they defend their territory fiercely.</li>
+        <li>You don't need to worry about goat system updates; they're self-maintaining.</li>
+        <li>Goats don't need to be trained on new software; they adapt intuitively.</li>
+        <li>No need for goat cloud migration; they find their place under the sun.</li>
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