This is a simple interpreted programming language that has syntax and features heavily inspired by Python, but with an Italian twist!
# This is a comment
noodle number = 10
noodle bool = true
noodle string = "Hello"
noodle list = [10 true "Hello"]
frozen noodle x = 10
x = 10 # Doesn't work
serve("Hello World!\n") # Outputs `Hello World!` to the console
input = receive() # Parses input from user as a string
if condition
# Body
eat
if condition
# Body
else
# Body
eat
while condition
# Body
eat
recipe add(noodle num1 noodle num2)
num1 + num2 # notice how no return statement is needed
eat
recipe div(noodle num noodle den)
recipe safeToDiv(noodle den)
den != 0
eat
if safeToDiv(den)
num / den
else
serve("Cannot divide by zero\n")
eat
eat
serve() # Outputs to console
serveRaw() # Outputs the runtime value of an expression
receive() # Parses input as string
abs(num) # Absolute value
floor(num) # Rounds down value
round(num) # Rounds value
ceil(num) # Rounds value up
sqrt(num) # Takes square root of value
pow(num num) # Raises value to power
num(any) # Converts value to a number
bool(any) # Converts a value to a bool
str(any) # Converts a value to a string
at(list num) # Accesses an element inside of a list
set(list num any) # Sets an element in a list with a new value
append(list any) # Adds an element to a list
pop(list num) # Removes and returns an element from a list
Nope, just enjoy the debugging nightmare if you attempt using this language :)