give'r or leave'r, buddy.

code/__DEFINES/DNA.dm

@@ -28,7 +28,6 @@
 #define SWEDISH		"Swedish"
 #define CHAV		"Chav"
 #define ELVIS		"Elvis"
-#define YELLING		"Yelling"
 
 #define UI_CHANGED "ui changed"
 #define UE_CHANGED "ue changed"

code/datums/mutations/speech.dm

@@ -229,17 +229,4 @@
 /datum/mutation/human/stoner/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
 	..()
 	owner.grant_language(/datum/language/common)
-	owner.remove_language(/datum/language/beachbum)
-
-/datum/mutation/human/yelling
-	name = "Yelling"
-	desc = "A mutation that forces the host to constantly yell their sentences out."
-	quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE
-	locked = TRUE
-	text_gain_indication = "<span class='danger'>You feel really angry.</span>"
-	text_lose_indication = "<span class='notice'>You feel calmer.</span>"
-
-/datum/mutation/human/yelling/say_mod(message)
-	if(message)
-		message = "[uppertext(replacetext(message, ".", "!"))]!"
-	return (message)
+	owner.remove_language(/datum/language/beachbum)

code/modules/clothing/head/jobs.dm

@@ -1,3 +1,8 @@
+//defines the drill hat's yelling setting
+#define DRILL_DEFAULT	"default"
+#define DRILL_SHOUTING	"shouting"
+#define DRILL_YELLING	"yelling"
+#define DRILL_CANADIAN	"canadian"
 
 //Chef
 /obj/item/clothing/head/chefhat
@@ -149,20 +154,63 @@
 	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head/warden
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/warden/drill
-	name = "warden's drill hat"
+	name = "warden's campaign hat"
 	desc = "A special armored campaign hat with the security insignia emblazoned on it. Uses reinforced fabric to offer sufficient protection. Has the letters 'FMJ' enscribed on its side."
 	icon_state = "wardendrill"
 	item_state = "wardendrill"
 	dog_fashion = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/warden/drill/equipped(mob/living/carbon/human/user, slot)
-	. = ..()
-	if(slot == SLOT_HEAD)
-		user.dna.add_mutation(YELLING)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/warden/drill/dropped(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
-	. = ..()
-	user.dna.remove_mutation(YELLING)
+	var/mode = DRILL_DEFAULT
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/warden/drill/screwdriver_act(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/I)
+	if(..())
+		return TRUE
+	switch(mode)
+		if(DRILL_DEFAULT)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You set the voice circuit to the middle position.</span>")
+			mode = DRILL_SHOUTING
+		if(DRILL_SHOUTING)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You set the voice circuit to the last position.</span>")
+			mode = DRILL_YELLING
+		if(DRILL_YELLING)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You set the voice circuit to the first position.</span>")
+			mode = DRILL_DEFAULT
+		if(DRILL_CANADIAN)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>You adjust voice circuit but nothing happens, probably because it's broken.</span>")
+	return TRUE
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/warden/drill/wirecutter_act(mob/living/user, obj/item/I)
+	if(mode != DRILL_CANADIAN)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>You broke the voice circuit!</span>")
+		mode = DRILL_CANADIAN
+	return TRUE
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/warden/drill/speechModification(M)
+	if(copytext(M, 1, 2) != "*")
+		if(mode == DRILL_DEFAULT)
+			M = " [M]"
+			return trim(M)
+		if(mode == DRILL_SHOUTING)
+			M = " [M]!"
+			return trim(M)
+		if(mode ==  DRILL_YELLING)
+			M = " [M]!!"
+			return trim(M)
+		if(mode == DRILL_CANADIAN)
+			M = " [M]"
+			var/list/canadian_words = strings("canadian_replacement.json", "canadian")
+
+			for(var/key in canadian_words)
+				var/value = canadian_words[key]
+				if(islist(value))
+					value = pick(value)
+
+				M = replacetextEx(M, " [uppertext(key)]", " [uppertext(value)]")
+				M = replacetextEx(M, " [capitalize(key)]", " [capitalize(value)]")
+				M = replacetextEx(M, " [key]", " [value]")
+
+			if(prob(30))
+				M += pick(", eh?", ", EH?")
+		return trim(M)
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/beret/sec
 	name = "security beret"
@@ -217,3 +265,8 @@
 	name = "quartermaster's beret"
 	desc = "This headwear shows off your Cargonian leadership"
 	icon_state = "qmberet"
+
+#undef DRILL_DEFAULT
+#undef DRILL_SHOUTING
+#undef DRILL_YELLING
+#undef DRILL_CANADIAN

strings/canadian_replacement.json

@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+{
+
+    "canadian": {
+		"toilet": "washroom",
+		"bathroom": "washroom",
+		"restroom": "washroom",
+		"coffee": "doubledouble",
+		"backpack": "knapsack",
+		"rucksack": "knapsack",
+		"candybar": "chocolate bar",
+		"about": "aboot",
+		"friend": "buddy",
+		"pal": "buddy",
+		"donut": "doughnut",
+		"faucet": "tap",
+		"give": "give'r",
+		"bar": "boozecan",
+		"leave": "leave'r",
+		"scruffle": "kerfuffle",
+		"couch": "chesterfield",
+		"sofa": "chesterfield",
+		"alcohol": "mickey",
+		"shoes": "runners",
+		"cigarrete": "dart",
+		"cig": "dart",
+		"color": "colour",
+		"armor": "armour",
+		"armory": "armoury",
+		"defense": "defence",
+		"honor": "honour",
+		"labor": "labour",
+		"humor": "humour",
+		"humorous": "humourous",
+		"gray": "grey",
+		"labeled": "labelled",
+		"luster": "lustre",
+		"inch": "centimetre",
+		"yard": "metre",
+		"tumor": "tumour",
+		"mile": "kilometre",
+		"pound": "kilogram"
+		}
+
+
+}