Initial commit

Makefile

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+CC = gcc
+
+all: thanos thanoscat
+
+install: thanos_install thanoscat_install
+
+clean:
+	rm -f thanos
+	rm -f thanoscat
+	rm -f quotes.dat
+
+thanos: thanos.c
+	$(CC) -o thanos thanos.c
+
+thanoscat: thanoscat.c
+	$(CC) -o thanoscat thanoscat.c
+
+thanos_install: thanos quotes quotes.dat
+	cp thanos /usr/local/bin/thanos
+	mkdir -p /usr/share/thanos
+	cp quotes quotes.dat /usr/share/thanos
+
+thanoscat_install: thanoscat
+	cp thanoscat /usr/local/bin/thanoscat
+
+quotes.dat: quotes
+	strfile quotes
+

quotes

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+You're strong, but I could snap my fingers and you'd all
+cease to exist.
+%
+The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
+%
+I'm a survivor.
+%
+You should have gone for the head.
+%
+You could not live with your own failure, and where did that
+bring you? Back to me.
+%
+I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that
+you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening.
+Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it.
+Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's
+here. Or should I say, I am.
+%
+Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
+%
+Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe.
+But this ... does put a smile on my face.
+%
+Thanos: Daughter.
+Gamora: Did you do it?
+Thanos: Yes
+Gamora: What did it cost?
+Thanos: Everything.
+%
+You have my respect, Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity
+will still be alive. I hope they remember you.
+%
+Thanos: Stark.
+Tony Stark: You know me?
+Thanos: I do. You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
+Tony Stark: My only curse is you.
+%
+I used the stones to destroy the stones. And it nearly killed
+me. But the work is done, it always will be.
+I am ... inevitable.
+%
+This universe is finite, its resources, finite.
+%
+I ignored my destiny once, I can not do that again. Even for
+you. I'm sorry, little one.
+%
+The universe required correction. After that, the stones
+served no purpose beyond temptation.
+%
+Fine. I'll do it myself.
+%
+With all six stones, I can simply snap my fingers, they
+would all cease to exist. I call that mercy.
+%
+You're strong. Me ... You're generous. Me ... But I never
+taught you to lie. That's why you're so bad at it. Where is
+the Soul Stone?
+%
+You should choose your words more carefully.
+%
+Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was
+on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You
+know what’s happened since then? The children born have known
+nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.
+%
+The end is near.
+%
+Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.

thanos.c

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+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <time.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+
+struct strfile_header
+{
+  uint32_t str_version;
+  uint32_t str_numstr;
+  uint32_t  str_longlen;
+  uint32_t  str_shortlen;
+  uint32_t  str_flags;
+  uint32_t  str_delim;
+  uint32_t  *table;
+}__attribute__((packed));
+
+int main()
+{
+  FILE *dat_file = fopen ("/usr/share/thanos/quotes.dat", "rb");
+  struct strfile_header header;
+
+  srand (time (NULL));
+
+  fread (&header, sizeof (header) - sizeof (header.table), 1, dat_file);
+
+  header.str_version  = ntohl (header.str_version);
+  header.str_numstr   = ntohl (header.str_numstr);
+  header.str_longlen  = ntohl (header.str_longlen);
+  header.str_shortlen = ntohl (header.str_shortlen);
+  header.str_flags    = ntohl (header.str_flags);
+  header.str_delim    = ntohl (header.str_delim);
+
+  header.table = malloc (header.str_numstr * 4);
+
+  size_t i;
+  for (i = 0; i < header.str_numstr; ++i)
+  {
+    unsigned int val;
+    fread (&val, 4, 1, dat_file);
+    header.table[i] = ntohl(val);
+  }
+
+  fclose (dat_file);
+
+  unsigned int quote_index;
+  quote_index = rand () % header.str_numstr; 
+  unsigned int len = header.table[quote_index+1] - header.table[quote_index] - 2;
+
+  char *buf;
+  buf = malloc (len+1);
+
+  FILE *quotes = fopen ("/usr/share/thanos/quotes", "rb");
+  fseek (quotes, header.table[quote_index], SEEK_SET);
+  fread (buf, 1, len, quotes);
+  buf[len] = '\0';
+
+  fputs (buf, stdout);
+
+  fclose (quotes);
+  free (header.table);
+
+  return EXIT_SUCCESS;
+}
+

thanoscat.c

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+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+#include <ctype.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <time.h>
+
+int main (int argc, char *argv[])
+{
+  srand (time (NULL));
+  FILE *file = NULL;
+  if (argc >= 2)
+  {
+    file = fopen (argv[1], "r");
+    if (file == NULL)
+    {
+      fprintf (stderr, "Could not open %s: %s", argv[1], strerror (errno));
+      exit (1);
+    }
+  } else
+  {
+    file = stdin;
+  }
+
+  char c;
+  while ((c = fgetc (file)) != EOF)
+  {
+    if (!isspace (c) && !iscntrl (c))
+    {
+      if (rand () % 2 == 0)
+      {
+        fputc (c, stdout);
+      } else {
+        fputc (' ', stdout);
+      }
+    } else
+    {
+      fputc (c, stdout);
+    }
+  }
+
+  fclose (file);
+}
+