diff --git a/_maps/map_files/Mining/Lavaland.dmm b/_maps/map_files/Mining/Lavaland.dmm
index 2a3b80ab25fb9..5e981862133c6 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/Mining/Lavaland.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/Mining/Lavaland.dmm
@@ -3896,6 +3896,10 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/plasteel,
 /area/mine/living_quarters)
+"vk" = (
+/mob/living/simple_animal/turtle,
+/turf/open/floor/plasteel,
+/area/mine/production)
 "xm" = (
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/tile/purple{
 	dir = 4
@@ -19398,7 +19402,7 @@ ab
 bq
 bC
 gb
-bP
+vk
 xA
 cH
 cO
diff --git a/beestation.dme b/beestation.dme
index 2ab9649674128..0dd8bfce1d26b 100644
--- a/beestation.dme
+++ b/beestation.dme
@@ -2302,6 +2302,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\friendly\pet.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\friendly\sloth.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\friendly\snake.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\friendly\turtle.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\friendly\drone\_drone.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\friendly\drone\drones_as_items.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\friendly\drone\extra_drone_types.dm"
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/misc_special.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/misc_special.dm
index 30b29db39d4b0..808babbe49826 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/misc_special.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/misc_special.dm
@@ -382,3 +382,9 @@
 	desc = "You feel weak and pathetic in comparison to this exceptionally beautiful hat."
 	icon_state = "speedwagon_cursed"
 	item_state = "speedwagon_cursed"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/franks_hat
+	name = "Frank's Hat"
+	desc = "You feel ashamed about what you had to do to get this hat"
+	icon_state = "cowboy"
+	item_state = "cowboy"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/turtle.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/turtle.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..166f3be1417f5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/turtle.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,73 @@
+/mob/living/simple_animal/turtle
+	name = "Frank"
+	desc = "An adorable, slow moving, Texas pal."
+	icon = 'icons/mob/pets.dmi'
+	icon_state = "yeeslow"
+	icon_living = "yeeslow"
+	icon_dead = "yeeslow_dead"
+	var/icon_hiding = "yeeslow_scared"
+	speak_emote = list("yawns")
+	emote_hear = list("snores.","yawns.")
+	emote_see = list("Stretches out their neck.", "looks around slowly.")
+	speak_chance = 1
+	turns_per_move = 5
+	butcher_results = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/slab = 1, /obj/item/clothing/head/franks_hat = 1)
+	response_help = "pets"
+	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside"
+	response_harm = "kicks"
+	mob_biotypes = list(MOB_ORGANIC, MOB_BEAST)
+	gold_core_spawnable = FRIENDLY_SPAWN
+	melee_damage_lower = 18
+	melee_damage_upper = 18
+	health = 2500
+	maxHealth = 2500
+	speed = 8
+	glide_size = 2
+	can_be_held = TRUE
+
+	do_footstep = TRUE
+
+	var/turtle_hide_max = 25 //The time spent hiding in its shell
+	var/turtle_hide_dur = 25 //Same as above, this is the var that physically counts down
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/turtle/handle_automated_movement()
+	if(!isturf(src.loc) || !(mobility_flags & MOBILITY_MOVE) || buckled)
+		return //If it can't move, dont let it move.
+
+//-----HIDING
+	if(icon_state == icon_hiding)
+		if(--turtle_hide_dur) //Zzz
+			return
+		else
+			turtle_hide_dur = turtle_hide_max
+			icon_state = icon_living
+			layer = 4
+
+//-----WANDERING - Time to mosey around
+	else
+		walk(src, 0)
+
+		if(prob(10))
+			step(src, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
+			return
+
+//Mobs with objects
+/mob/living/simple_animal/turtle/attackby(obj/item/O, mob/living/user, params)
+	if(!stat && !client && !istype(O, /obj/item/stack/medical))
+		if(O.force)
+			if(icon_state == icon_hiding)
+				turtle_hide_dur = turtle_hide_max //Reset its hiding timer
+
+			icon_state = icon_hiding
+	return ..()
+
+//Bullets
+/mob/living/simple_animal/turtle/bullet_act(obj/item/projectile/Proj)
+	if(!stat && !client)
+		if(icon_state == icon_hiding)
+			turtle_hide_dur = turtle_hide_max //Reset its hiding timer
+			return BULLET_ACT_FORCE_PIERCE // Shots fly over its shell when hiding
+
+		icon_state = icon_hiding
+		layer = 3 // Allows projectiles to go over the shell instead of through it
+		return ..()
diff --git a/icons/mob/pets.dmi b/icons/mob/pets.dmi
index b790d13894916..a9fc954dd744c 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/pets.dmi and b/icons/mob/pets.dmi differ