diff --git a/Resources/Locale/ru-RU/_prototypes/_sunrise/entities/objects/specific/service/toys-syndi-clown.ftl b/Resources/Locale/ru-RU/_prototypes/_sunrise/entities/objects/specific/service/toys-syndi-clown.ftl
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..b68cd8bf9fe
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Resources/Locale/ru-RU/_prototypes/_sunrise/entities/objects/specific/service/toys-syndi-clown.ftl
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+ent-LauncherCreamPieFake = { ent-LauncherCreamPie }
+    .desc = { ent-LauncherCreamPie.desc }
+    .suffix = Боевой
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diff --git a/Resources/Locale/ru-RU/_strings/_sunrise/store/uplink-catalog.ftl b/Resources/Locale/ru-RU/_strings/_sunrise/store/uplink-catalog.ftl
index 9464f9aad24..438699389a5 100644
--- a/Resources/Locale/ru-RU/_strings/_sunrise/store/uplink-catalog.ftl
+++ b/Resources/Locale/ru-RU/_strings/_sunrise/store/uplink-catalog.ftl
@@ -110,3 +110,8 @@ uplink-mech-teleporter-medium-name = Телепорт среднего меха
 uplink-mech-teleporter-medium-desc = Содержит среднебронированный мех Cybersan с интегрированными цепным мечом и ракетной установкой BRM-8.
 uplink-clothing-glasses-nvg-name = Модульные Очки
 uplink-clothing-glasses-nvg-desc = Качественно исполненные солнцезащитные очки, производства компании "Горлакс секьюрити". Использует модульные части для улучшения видимости в условиях низкой освещенности. Внимание! Очки не смогут защитить ваши глаза от прямых вспышек.
+
+## Jobs
+
+uplink-launcher-cream-pie-fake-name = Фальшивый пирогомёт
+uplink-launcher-cream-pie-fake-desc = Пирогомёт использующий микрореакторную батарею для генерации новых пирогов! Страхование от ЭМИ в цену не входит.
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diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/_Sunrise/Catalog/uplink_catalog.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/_Sunrise/Catalog/uplink_catalog.yml
index 9c02448060a..d948a923332 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/_Sunrise/Catalog/uplink_catalog.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/_Sunrise/Catalog/uplink_catalog.yml
@@ -1264,3 +1264,22 @@
     blacklist:
       components:
       - SurplusBundle
+
+# Jobs
+
+- type: listing
+  id: UplinkLauncherCreamPieFake
+  name: uplink-launcher-cream-pie-fake-name
+  description: uplink-launcher-cream-pie-fake-desc
+  productEntity: LauncherCreamPieFake
+  discountCategory: usualDiscounts
+  discountDownTo:
+    Telecrystal: 10
+  cost:
+    Telecrystal: 15
+  categories:
+  - UplinkJob
+  conditions:
+  - !type:BuyerJobCondition
+    whitelist:
+    - Clown
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diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/_Sunrise/Entities/Objects/Specific/Service/toys-syndi-clown.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/_Sunrise/Entities/Objects/Specific/Service/toys-syndi-clown.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..ed5b8413bc3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/_Sunrise/Entities/Objects/Specific/Service/toys-syndi-clown.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+- type: entity
+  name: pie cannon
+  suffix: Fake
+  parent: BaseItem
+  id: LauncherCreamPieFake
+  description: A self-defense weapon that exhausts organic targets, weakening them until they collapse. This one has been undertuned for cadets making it mostly harmless.
+  components:
+  - type: Sprite
+    sprite: Objects/Weapons/Guns/Cannons/pie_cannon.rsi
+    layers:
+    - state: piecannon
+  - type: Clothing
+    sprite: Objects/Weapons/Guns/Cannons/pie_cannon.rsi
+    quickEquip: false
+    slots:
+    - Back
+  - type: Item
+    size: Normal
+  - type: Appearance
+  - type: AmmoCounter
+  - type: Gun
+    fireRate: 1
+    selectedMode: SemiAuto
+    availableModes:
+    - SemiAuto
+    - FullAuto
+    soundGunshot:
+      path: /Audio/Effects/thunk.ogg
+    soundEmpty:
+      path: /Audio/Items/hiss.ogg
+    clumsyProof: true
+  - type: ProjectileBatteryAmmoProvider
+    proto: FoodPieBananaCream
+    fireCost: 100
+  - type: Tag
+    tags:
+    - Sidearm
+  - type: Battery
+    maxCharge: 300
+    startingCharge: 300 # Да, ЭМИ разряжает пироги, как по мне баланс
+  - type: BatterySelfRecharger
+    autoRecharge: true
+    autoRechargeRate: 50
+    autoRechargePause: true
+    autoRechargePauseTime: 15
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