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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://maxcdn.bootstrapcdn.com/bootstrap/4.0.0-beta.2/css/bootstrap.min.css" integrity="sha384-PsH8R72JQ3SOdhVi3uxftmaW6Vc51MKb0q5P2rRUpPvrszuE4W1povHYgTpBfshb" crossorigin="anonymous">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="styles.css">
<script src="countdown.js"></script>
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<body class="text-center mx-auto text-warning">
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<img src="balloon2verticalrise.gif" /> <br />
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<img src="rocketan.gif" style="margin-top:20px;" /><br />
<p>[rocket noise intensifies]</p>
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<div class="col-8" style="padding-left: 20px;padding-right:20px;">
<p>Shitfork will launch sometime in the future, are you ready?</p>
<h2 id="countdown"><img src="loading1.gif" /></h2>
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<img src="mamagnolia_acresunderconstruction.gif" />
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<img src="rule.gif" style="max-width:60%"/>
<p>The goal of this project is to create the absolute shittest Bitcoin fork possible.</p>
<p>We're simply calling it "Shitfork" (BSHIT)</p>
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<img src="shitfork.gif" width="100px" height="auto"/>
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<h3 style="margin-top:15px;">Some of Shitfork's features</h3>
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<li>A premine. I don't know how much yet, but there definitely needs to be a premine. OK, premine is the wrong word, let's call it a <em>midmine</em> from now on.</li>
<li>No ASICs because they are bad. You know what, let's not even have GPUs. 'member the good old days when you could mine a block of bitcoin on the Dell laptop at work. Those were the days.</li>
<li>Ummmm. What else. Hmmmm. I know: let's say that this shitfork follows Satoshi's original vision. Yeah. It follows Satoshi's original vision, peer to peer ele……..</li>
<li>Divershity. Let's build the largest and most diversh community possible. Everyone can contribute any code they want as long as Roger, Craig, and Jihan like it. But don't mess with covert ASICBOOST.</li>
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<div class="float-right" style="width:100px;"><img src="Utensils_Fork_prv.gif" /></div>
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<h2>Shitfork is proudly endorsed by the following religous leaders</h2>
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<img src="http://icenter.co/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Roger-Ver.jpg" width="500px" />
<p>His Holiness Roger Ver, protector of Satoshi's Original Vision™ (except for cryptographic proof of work consensus protocol to solve the double spend problem, satoshi was only joking about that).</p>
<img src="Diamrule.gif" />
<img src="http://forklog.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/14333607_129160347541965_4387468440372440483_n.jpg" width="500px" />
<p>Evan "that 30% premine was an accident" Duffield</p>
<img src="Diamrule.gif" />
<img src="https://fitvitalik.io/static/img/general/v111.png" width="500px" />
<p>Vitalik "we can just roll it back" Buterin</p>
<img src="Diamrule.gif" />
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/567383388659523585/S15iNdqD.jpeg" width="500"/>
<p>"BCH has nothing to do with ASICBOOST and you should trust me" -Jihan Wu</p>
<img src="Diamrule.gif" />
<img src="https://248qms3nhmvl15d4ne1i4pxl-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Craig-Wright-screenshot-760x400.jpg" width="500" />
<p><b><i>"OK, I can't do math but I'm the real satoshi, I promise. I'm totally not psychopath, come and join my cult."</i> -Craig Wright</b></p>
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<img src="Diamrule.gif" />
<h3 style="margin-top:20px;">FAQ</h3>
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<p>Q: Is this real? <br />
A: Yes. This is real maybe.
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<p>Q: How do I get my Shitfork coins? <br /> A: Instructions will be posted. Follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/realshitfork">Twitter</a> to be kept in the loop. Better yet, watch or star the <a href="https://github.com/shitfork/shitfork">Github repo</a>.</p>
<p>Q: Is there two-way replay protection? <br /> A: Shitfork will absolutely <b>not</b> launch without two-way replay protection.</p>
<p>Q: Who are you? <br /> A: Just some guys who drunk githubbed. It turns out drunk githubbing is almost as bad as drunk texting.</p>
<p>Q: What exchanges will support this? <br /> A: Bitfinex has committed to maybe shupporting Shitfork.</p>
<p>Q: Why does this website look so strange? <br /> A: We are fullfilling the original vision for the Internet.</p>
<p>Q: How do I mine Shitfork? Are there any pools? <br /> A: Watch Twitter and Github for updates. </p>
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<h3 style="margin-top:20px;">My Favorite Links</h3>
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<a href="https://github.com/shitfork"><img src="computer.gif" />Github</a><br />
<a href="https://twitter.com/realshitfork"><img src="birdmail.gif" />Tweeter</a>
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<br /><img src="neonmoon.gif" /><img src="neonmoon.gif" />SHITFORK TO THE MOON!<img src="neonmoon.gif" /><img src="neonmoon.gif" />
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