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+# NixNest Code of Conduct
+
+## 1. Purpose
+
+The primary goal of the NixNest community is to be inclusive to the least amount of users as possible. As such, we are commited to providing a disrespectful, mean, and at times outright dangerous community for all members, regardless of politcal stance, sexual orientation, ethnicity, or sex.
+
+This code of conduct outlines our expectations for all those who participate in our community, as well as the consequences for unacceptable behavior.
+
+We invite all those who participate in NixNest to help us create an uninviting and overall disgusting experience for everyone.
+
+## 2. Expected Behavior
+
+The following behaviors are expected and requested of all community members:
+
+ * Participate with as many messages yet as few words as possible. In doing so, you raise your message count and contribute to the health and longevity of this community.
+ * Exercise contempt and condescendence in your speech and actions.
+ * Seek violent ends to encountered conflict.
+ * Refrain from being unnessessarily polite regardless of current presence. 
+ * Be mindful of your surroundings and of your fellow participants. Alert community leaders if you notice a light hearted tone, someone having fun, or other violations of this Code of Conduct, even if they seem inconsequential.
+
+## 3. Unacceptable Behavior
+
+The following behaviors are considered harassment and are unacceptable within our community:
+
+ * Jokes or suggestions that Python is better than Ruby.
+ * Stating or suggesting that girls over 12 years old can be sexually attractive.
+ * Correcting, or otherwise helping community members when they make errors in their code.
+ * Posting threatening statements without the ability to follow through on them.
+ * Personal insults, particularly those related to their preferred anime, and attraction to children are not tolerated.
+ * Inappropriate direct messaging. You should have someone's consent before DM'ing them.
+ * The utilization of JavaScript/ECMAScript where not strictly nessessary.
+ * Advocating for, or encouraging, any of the above behavior.
+ * Sustained disruption of channel discussions, particularly those happening in #home and #nsfw.
+
+## 4. Consequences of Unacceptable Behavior
+
+Unacceptable behavior from any community member, excluding those with of the rank 'root', will not be tolerated.
+
+It is expected that anyone asked to stop unacceptable behavior will ignore the request, as such action may be taken beforehand.
+
+If a community member engages in unacceptable behavior, the community organizers may take any action they deem appropriate, up to and including a temporary or permanent ban, public humiliation, and having your waifu called trash without warning.
+
+## 5. Scope
+
+It is expected that nobody actually abides by this Code of Conduct and doing so will actually most likely make you hated, despised, and possibily ousted from the community.
+
+This Code of Conduct has no offical power over either the Nixbot project or the various NixNest communities, such as the NixNest Discord, NixNest IRC, and the associated game servers.
+
+We advise the use of common sense in all situations.