From 37743d6d06149d7df107e3a834fbd8753ae8131d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: kingofinfo Date: Sat, 28 Jul 2018 17:14:51 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] added nvidia gif --- plugins/copypasta/copypastas.json | 2 ++ 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+) diff --git a/plugins/copypasta/copypastas.json b/plugins/copypasta/copypastas.json index 253cc53..fcdcf3f 100644 --- a/plugins/copypasta/copypastas.json +++ b/plugins/copypasta/copypastas.json @@ -21,6 +21,8 @@ "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/305527416988893196/338691979560878080/Screenshot_20170723-164015_01.png", "stantrigger": "https://i.imgur.com/AsPUY53.gif", + "nvidia": + "https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-mixed-middle-finger-xndHaRIcvge5y", "general": "I am the very model of a modern Major-General,\nI've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,\nI know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical\nFrom Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;\nI'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,\nI understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,\nAbout binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,\nWith many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.\n\nI'm very good at integral and differential calculus;\nI know the scientific names of beings animalculous:\nIn short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,\nI am the very model of a modern Major-General.\n\nI know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;\nI answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,\nI quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,\nIn conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;\nI can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,\nI know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!\nThen I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,\nAnd whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.\n\nThen I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,\nAnd tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:\nIn short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,\nI am the very model of a modern Major-General.\n\nIn fact, when I know what is meant by \"mamelon\" and \"ravelin\",\nWhen I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,\nWhen such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,\nAnd when I know precisely what is meant by \"commissariat\",\nWhen I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,\nWhen I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery\nIn short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy\nYou'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.\n\nFor my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,\nHas only been brought down to the beginning of the century;\nBut still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,\nI am the very model of a modern Major-General.", "ban":