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and become a goat farmer

  • Goats never require a raise.
  • No need to worry about spreading your goats over availability zones and keeping quorum between them. Except maybe if you have a wolf problem.
  • Goats are not vulnerable to data leakage. They just take leaks whenever they feel like it.
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  • Goats don't require firmware updates; they just need fresh grass.
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  • No need for a goat incident post-mortem; they just leave a trail.
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  • Goats don't need cybersecurity; they'll butt out intruders themselves.
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  • You don't need a goat on-call rotation; they're always ready to bleat.
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  • Goats don't need password resets; they recognize you by your scent.
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  • There's no goat API; they communicate through headbutts.
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  • Goats don't need cloud storage; they graze freely under the open sky.
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  • No need for a goat change management process; they adapt to the pasture.
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  • Goats don't need network diagnostics; they find their flock by instinct.
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  • There's no goat version control; they're timeless creatures.
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  • Goats don't need GPS tracking; they know their way home by heart.
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  • You don't need to deploy hotfixes to goats; they solve their own problems.
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  • Goats don't need software licenses; they're born with unlimited access.
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  • No need for goat hardware upgrades; they're perfectly engineered.
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  • Goats don't need a help desk; they solve disputes with a stare.
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  • You don't need to worry about goat data migration; they roam where they please.
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  • Goats don't need a bug bounty program; they're the original debuggers.
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  • No need for goat performance reviews; they measure success in munches.
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  • Goats don't need spam filters; they know what's worth chewing.
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  • You don't need a goat disaster recovery plan; they thrive in chaos.
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  • Goats don't require system backups; they're masters of survival.
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  • No need for goat latency optimization; they respond at their own pace.
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  • Goats don't need an IT budget; they're self-sustaining assets.
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  • You don't need a goat error log; they learn from every stumble.
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  • Goats don't need software updates; they evolve with the seasons.
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  • No need for goat project management tools; they follow their herd's lead.
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  • Goats don't need to be on Slack; they communicate through bleats and baas.
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  • You don't need to worry about goat server downtime; they graze 24/7.
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  • Goats don't need data encryption; their secrets are safe in the meadow.
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  • No need for goat quality assurance; they weed out the weak themselves.
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  • Goats don't need backup generators; they generate their own energy.
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  • You don't need a goat inventory system; they count themselves.
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  • Goats don't need a VPN; their pasture is their sanctuary.
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  • No need for goat capacity planning; they multiply when the time is right.
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  • Goats don't need network segmentation; they share freely with their flock.
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  • You don't need goat software licenses; they're open-source creatures.
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  • Goats don't need data deduplication; they enjoy every blade of grass.
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  • No need for goat cybersecurity training; they're natural guardians.
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  • Goats don't need load balancing; they distribute their weight evenly.
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  • You don't need a goat service level agreement; they're always there when you need them.
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  • Goats don't need a disaster recovery site; they find new pastures.
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  • No need for goat biometric authentication; they know each other by sight.
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  • Goats don't need a knowledge base; they learn from their elders.
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  • You don't need to worry about goat vendor lock-in; they're free spirits.
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  • Goats don't need digital rights management; they respect each other's space.
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  • No need for goat data retention policies; they remember their roots.
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  • Goats don't need firewall protection; they defend their territory fiercely.
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  • You don't need to worry about goat system updates; they're self-maintaining.
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  • Goats don't need to be trained on new software; they adapt intuitively.
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  • No need for goat cloud migration; they find their place under the sun.

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