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         <li>You don't need to worry about goat system updates; they're self-maintaining.</li>
         <li>Goats don't need to be trained on new software; they adapt intuitively.</li>
         <li>No need for goat cloud migration; they find their place under the sun.</li>
+        <li>Goats aren't concerned about logging levels as long as it is not fatal.</li>
+        <li>There are no legacy goats.</li>
+        <li>Goats security is checking the fence, not sitting in a room listening to someone for hours.</li>
+        <li>If you tell your friends that you are a goat farmer, no one will ask you to “fix his goat.”</li>
+        <li>People do not ask you if you play DnD.</li>
+        <li>You don't have to cover your goat from watchful eyes.</li>
+        <li>No one gives you a bad review about the performance of your goat.</li>
+        <li>Small goats grow and no one cares.</li>
+        <li>If a goat dies, the other goats don't stop working.</li>
+        <li>If you try to force a goat, it will kick your ass.</li>
+        <li>You don't get blamed if your goat does not run. Laying and standing are totally fine.</li>
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