diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index e472dda..5b38302 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@ This is a theme for the [Jekyll][] site generator which supports the following c
 - Post directories. Instead of naming your post `YYYY-MM-DD-Title.md`, you can make a directory named `YYYY-MM-DD-Title/` and anything inside it will be copied to the proper place. (You probably want to put an `index.markdown` or `index.textile` inside that folder.)
 
 	You may want to install the [ptools][] gem so that Shadowbox can guess if a file is binary and shouldn't be processed by Liquid.
-- An "everything" archive page with live (client-side) search on the content. (This probably won't scale but that's not my problem right now. \*grin\*)
+- Search, via [Tapir][].
 
 It is designed so that new users should have to edit as few files as possible:
 
@@ -45,6 +45,7 @@ Created by Jordy Rose
   [htmlentities]: http://htmlentities.rubyforge.org
   [dependencies]: https://github.com/belkadan/jekyll
   [ptools]: http://rubygems.org/gems/ptools
+  [Tapir]: http://tapirgo.com
   [jdg]: https://github.com/josegonzalez/josediazgonzalez.com/tree/master/_plugins
   [em]: https://github.com/jqr/jqr.github.com
 
diff --git a/_plugins/export_to_tapir.rb b/_plugins/export_to_tapir.rb
index e224323..7b52e3b 100755
--- a/_plugins/export_to_tapir.rb
+++ b/_plugins/export_to_tapir.rb
@@ -1,5 +1,11 @@
 #!/usr/bin/ruby -rubygems
 
+# This script is for new users signing up for Tapir who want to use the Tapir's
+# article push feature rather than temporarily generating a full newsfeed and
+# waiting for Tapir's import to complete. See tapir.yml for details.
+#
+# This is NOT actually a Jekyll plugin..._plugins/ just seemed like the best place to put it.
+
 if $0 == __FILE__
   require 'net/http'
   require 'uri'
@@ -18,6 +24,8 @@
   $stdout.sync = true
   YAML.each_document(ARGF) do |post|
     raise 'Input file should be generated from tapir.yml' unless post.is_a? Hash
+    # Someone's going to try to feed the template in here...
+    raise 'Input file should be GENERATED from tapir.yml' unless post['published_on']
 
     req = Net::HTTP::Post.new(url_path)
     # Tapir.yml is already CGI-escaped...possibly a stupid decision, but w/e.
diff --git a/tapir.yml b/tapir.yml
index fa3f60b..720ffab 100644
--- a/tapir.yml
+++ b/tapir.yml
@@ -1,6 +1,24 @@
 ---
 dependencies: news
-# This YAML section is NOT part of the file content, it's a header for Jekyll!
+# This file is used with the export_to_tapir.rb script, found under _plugins.
+# It is for new users signing up for Tapir who want to use the Tapir's article
+# push feature rather than temporarily generating a full newsfeed and waiting
+# for Tapir's import to complete. To do this:
+#
+# Step 1: Remove tapir.yml from _config.yml's excludes.
+# Step 2: Generate your site. Make sure this is using your live site's baseurl.
+# Step 3: Run the export_to_tapir script as follows:
+#	_plugins/export_to_tapir.rb <your_tapir_secret_key> path/to/generated/tapir.yml
+# Step 4: Wait. There's a delay of 0.2s per post so that Tapir doesn't think we're DoSing them.
+# Step 5: Put tapir.yml back in _config.yml's excludes.
+#
+# You should only have to do this once, since Tapir watches your newsfeed for any new posts.
+#
+# Note that this only causes Tapir to index /news/ posts. If you want /everything/
+# on your site indexed, not only will you have to change the for-loop below, but
+# you'll have to provide another newsfeed that doesn't just show news-posts.
+#
+# BTW, this YAML section is NOT part of the file content, it's a header for Jekyll!
 ---
 {% for post in site.news_posts %}
 ---