diff --git a/src/app.ts b/src/app.ts
index 2bebd77e..1083b1ae 100644
--- a/src/app.ts
+++ b/src/app.ts
@@ -68,7 +68,7 @@ console.log(
 
 let botContext: BotContext;
 
-log.info("Started.");
+log.info("Bot starting up...");
 const config = conf.getConfig();
 
 if (!config.auth.bot_token) {
@@ -204,7 +204,7 @@ const leetTask = async () => {
 
 login().then(
     client => {
-        log.info(`Bot logged in as ${client.user.tag}`);
+        log.info(`Logged in as ${client.user.tag}`);
         log.info(
             `Got ${client.users.cache.size} users, in ${client.channels.cache.size} channels of ${client.guilds.cache.size} guilds`,
         );
diff --git a/src/storage/migrations/00-initial.ts b/src/storage/migrations/00-initial.ts
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..f709c8e8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/storage/migrations/00-initial.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,223 @@
+import { sql, type Kysely } from "kysely";
+
+// biome-ignore lint/suspicious/noExplicitAny: needed
+export async function up(db: Kysely<any>): Promise<void> {
+    // Initial schema that originated from sequelize
+    // obtained from production database using ".schema" command
+    // Just copied the raw SQL instead of using kysely's syntax.
+    // Only added "IF NOT EXISTS", so users with a pre-existing database won't be fucked up
+    // *Note*: Somehow the DB driver only executes the first statement if using a large string. That's why we have created multiple statements that are awaited.
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS FadingMessages (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        messageId VARCHAR(32),
+        channelId VARCHAR(32),
+        guildId VARCHAR(32),
+        beginTime DATETIME,
+        endTime DATETIME,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS AdditionalMessageData (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        messageId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        channelId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        guildId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        customData TEXT DEFAULT '{}',
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS GuildRagequits (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        guildId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        userId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        numRagequits INTEGER NOT NULL DEFAULT 0,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS Stempels (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        invitator VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        invitedMember VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL UNIQUE,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS Bans (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        userId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        reason VARCHAR(255),
+        bannedUntil DATETIME,
+        isSelfBan TINYINT(1) NOT NULL,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS Birthdays (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        userId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL UNIQUE,
+        day INTEGER NOT NULL,
+        month INTEGER NOT NULL,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS Penis (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        userId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        measuredAt DATETIME,
+        size INTEGER NOT NULL,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        diameter INTEGER
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS Nicknames (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        userId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        nickName VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS Boobs (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        userId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        measuredAt DATETIME,
+        size INTEGER NOT NULL,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS AustrianTranslations (
+        id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,
+        german VARCHAR(255) NOT NULL,
+        austrian VARCHAR(255) NOT NULL UNIQUE,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS Reminders (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        userId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        remindAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        messageId VARCHAR(32) NULL,
+        channelId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        guildId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        reminderNote VARCHAR(32) NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS EhrePoints (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        userId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL UNIQUE,
+        points DOUBLE PRECISION NOT NULL,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS EhreVotes (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        userId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL UNIQUE,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS WoisActions (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        messageId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL UNIQUE,
+        reason VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        date DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        interestedUsers JSON,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        isWoisgangAction BOOLEAN
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS SplidGroups (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        creatorId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        guildId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        groupCode VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        shortDescription VARCHAR(69) NOT NULL,
+        longDescription VARCHAR(1000),
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS SplidLinks (
+        id VARCHAR(36) PRIMARY KEY,
+        guildId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        discordUserId VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+        externalSplidId VARCHAR(420) NOT NULL,
+        createdAt DATETIME NOT NULL,
+        updatedAt DATETIME NOT NULL
+    );
+    `.execute(db);
+    await sql`CREATE UNIQUE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS additional_message_data_guild_id_channel_id_message_id ON AdditionalMessageData (guildId, channelId, messageId);`.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+    await sql`CREATE UNIQUE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS guild_ragequits_guild_id_user_id ON GuildRagequits (guildId, userId);`.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+    await sql`CREATE UNIQUE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS bans_user_id ON Bans (userId);`.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+    await sql`CREATE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS bans_banned_until ON Bans (bannedUntil ASC);`.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+    await sql`CREATE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS penis_measured_at ON Penis (measuredAt ASC);`.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+    await sql`CREATE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS boobs_measured_at ON Boobs (measuredAt ASC);`.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+    await sql`CREATE UNIQUE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS austrian_translations_austrian ON AustrianTranslations (austrian);`.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+    await sql`CREATE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS austrian_translations_german ON AustrianTranslations (german);`.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+    await sql`CREATE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS reminders_remind_at ON Reminders (remindAt ASC);`.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+    await sql`CREATE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS splid_groups_guild_id ON SplidGroups (guildId);`.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+    await sql`CREATE UNIQUE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS splid_groups_short_description ON SplidGroups (shortDescription);`.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+    await sql`CREATE UNIQUE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS splid_groups_group_code_guild_id ON SplidGroups (groupCode, guildId);`.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+    await sql`CREATE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS splid_links_external_splid_id_discord_user_id ON SplidLinks (externalSplidId, discordUserId);`.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+    await sql`CREATE UNIQUE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS splid_links_guild_id_discord_user_id_external_splid_id ON SplidLinks (guildId, discordUserId, externalSplidId);    `.execute(
+        db,
+    );
+}
+
+// biome-ignore lint/suspicious/noExplicitAny: needed
+export async function down(db: Kysely<any>): Promise<void> {
+    throw new Error("Not supported lol");
+}