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<h1><div class="home"><a href="index.html">FilipNilsen.github.io</a></h1></div><hr>
<h1>Windows on NES !!</h1>
<p><strong>Have you ever wanted to run Microsoft Windows on NES? Well of course not! <br>
However, the bootleggers could not hear you out on that and did it anyway.</strong></p>
<strong>The following versions of Windows exist for NES:
<ul>
<li><a href="#chw2000">Windows 2000 (Chinese)</a></li>
<li><a href="#98">Windows 98</a></li>
<li><a href="#edu2000">Educational Computer 2000</a></li>
<li><a href="#ruw2000">Windows 2000 (Russian)</a></li>
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The reason for these fake operating systems existence is probably to provide keyboard famiclones with fake operating systems.
Some famiclones (fake illegal bootlegged hardware clones of the NES) pretended to be computers.
These would feature keyboard, mouse and controller. Some would even feature a floppy disk drive.
The software would usually be stored on ROM cartridge.
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<h1>So why don't we take a look at them:</h1>
<p><i id="chw2000">Starting with Chinese Windows 2000:</i>
<hr>
<img src="winfornes/desktop.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/Windows 2000 (Ch)[!]_006.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
A picture of the desktop<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/Windows 2000 (Ch)[!]_007.jpg" width="600" height="500" alt="error" /><br>
Start menu tells you that this is supposed to be 2000<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/delete32.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/Windows 2000 (Ch)[!]_001.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
Both of them feature a command prompt. It is also here that the famiclone keyboard come in handy.<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/Windows 2000 (Ch)[!]_008.jpg" width="600" height="500" alt="error" /><br>
The DOS prompt is fully functional<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/Windows 2000 (Ch)[!]_002.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
Fuck !!<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/Windows 2000 (Ch)[!]_003.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
Interestingly this card game looks like a Windows 3.1 application. Even though this is supposed to be Windows 2000.<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/Windows 2000 (Ch)[!]_005.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/calculator.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
Both original and bootleg feature a working calculator. (Works with keyboard)<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/Windows 2000 (Ch)[!]_004.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
The bootleg features BASIC<hr></p><br>
<p><h1 id="98">Windows 98:</h1>
<img src="winfornes/FC-WIN98_006.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/98desktop.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
Desktop<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/FC-WIN98_002.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
Features Photoshop that doesn't open<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/FC-WIN98_003.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/win98nessucks.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
The original has the best version of MS Paint as the bootleg variant doesn't even work.<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/FC-WIN98_005.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/98delete32.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
The bootleg MS-DOS prompt doesn't even work :(<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/FC-WIN98_004.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/9plus10.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
They couldn't even program a FUCKING CALCULATOR !! Well.. to be fair the original gets 9+10 wrong.<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/FC-WIN98_001.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/sohu.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
Surprisingly the Nintendo version is better at displaying web pages. Who would have thought!<hr><br>
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<h1 id="edu2000">Educational Computer 2000</h1>
<img src="winfornes/Educational Computer 2000 (R) [U][!]_005.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/desktop.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
Comparison between Educational Computer 2000s desktop and the one of Windows 2000<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/Educational Computer 2000 (R) [U][!]_004.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/properties.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
It features system properties (Some weird shit happened to the Win 2000 screenshot)<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/Educational Computer 2000 (R) [U][!]_002.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
It has Word and IT'S WORKING !!<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/Educational Computer 2000 (R) [U][!]_001.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/delete32.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
This one also has a command prompt<hr><br><p id="ruw2000"></p>
<img src="winfornes/Educational Computer 2000 (R) [U][!]_009.jpg" width="600" height="500" alt="error" /><br>
The DOS prompt actually works! I even launched the application below from the DOS prompt<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/Educational Computer 2000 (R) [U][!]_007.jpg" width="600" height="500" alt="error" /><br>
It features various 8-bit renditions of old songs. (This is the application i started from the DOS prompt)<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/Educational Computer 2000 (R) [U][!]_008.jpg" width="600" height="500" alt="error" /><br>
A help program that will tell you the name of the PC component you click on<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/Educational Computer 2000 (R) [U][!]_006.jpg" width="600" height="500" alt="error" /><br>
This did not want to run<hr><br>
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<h1 id="ruw2000">Russian Windows 2000:</h1>
<img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-0.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <br>
Boot screen<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-1.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/desktop.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
Desktop<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-2.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="minesweeper.png" width="600" height="500" alt="[img]"><br>
Minesweeper is also included !! [TODO: Add screenshot of win 2000 minesweeper]<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-3.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
<b>How the FUCK are you supposed to doge all those bombs !!</b><hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-10.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <br>
A window with programs<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-4.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-9.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
The bootleg features two different versions of basic<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-5.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-6.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
Bootleg Word<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-7.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-8.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
Bootleg Excel (Still better than the real deal) Features drop down menus<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-11.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
Wait! You can connect this rom to your computer<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-12.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
This version of paint sucks<hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-13.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <br>
It features a fake CD-ROM that plays some nice tunes <hr><br>
<img src="winfornes/SuborWin 2000 (R)[!]-14.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"> <img src="winfornes/calculator.png" width="600" height="500" alt="error"><br>
The calculator works</p>
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Upload: Sometime before 2017<br>
Last update: 30 April 2018
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